I’ve been turning down requests to go on radio or TV talking about the Crowdstrike outage because I simply don’t know enough about the back story and the context to add any value.
This is the oldest front page lead story in my clippings portfolio, from 1979, 45 years ago on the Manchester University student newspaper: The Mancunian. At the time I had no idea where this journalism thing was going…
ChatGPT flatters to deceive
From the ubiquitous AI:
“Bill Bennett, a prominent New Zealand technology journalist, has covered the Mobile World Congress (MWC) for several years. His reporting on MWC events includes coverage from 2011 to 2020, where he provided insights and updates on various technological advancements and industry trends .”
In fact I’ve been to MWC twice: 2016 and 2019 I was set to go in 2020, but the event was cancelled thanks to the pandemic.
Why ask a robot?
It’s not vanity searching I was reduced to asking ChatGPT to find out the dates I reported on MWC because Google Search has become utterly useless for this kind of task. Apart from anything else, it has delisted dozens of pages from my site in recent weeks, but even pages that are indexed don’t always surface in a search.
As it turns out, ChatGPT is just as useless. I found the dates by searching for the local copies of website posts that I keep on my hard drive. This exercise shows why keeping careful archives is useful.
Oh… and about that “prominent”. I guess the AI is smart enough to attempt flattery, but not smart enough to know I’m not fooled.
I’m always up for this kind of news story:
Perhaps the second greatest incentive to a healthy lifestyle is that by not having to visit hospitals and other medical services you can avoid ever even knowing that such a terrible thing as “daytime television” exists.
Hmmm. Maybe they are Quattro Pro spreadsheets… One of them has a line item that mentions “Quattro Pro purchase”
Have figured out that a couple of the hard to open “Unix Executable files” are ancient PlanPerfect documents from, I think, 1988 or 89, (at least one of them has those dates in its data). From memory PlanPerfect was the short-lived MS-Dos companion to WordPerfect.
Found some ancient documents on an old drive that go back to the 1990s… a few are from the early 1980s. Lss than half of them are in obsolete formats that nothing can open… even a text editor struggles with a few. But Collabora Office manages to open the remainder where apps like Word can’t.
After two football matches the UK media view of Gareth Southgate has gone from “is there a spare dungeon in the Tower of London and is the axeman booked this week?” to “potentially the greatest living Englishman”.
Looking at the AI industrial revolution and wondering what would be the 21st century equivalent of smashing the looms.
This might upset my American friends, but watching from afar, US politics reminds me of when I was eight years old and wanted to hide behind the sofa during the scary parts of Dr Who.
Had one of those rare moments of clarity while driving this afternoon and realised there is a link between AI and entropy. For a moment I thought it might be an original idea, before I got home and discovered many other people got there first.
What a shame he is an Arsenal supporter.
Today feels like it was the first time since 1966 when England’s football team had an important 50:50 refereeing decision go their way at the pointy end of the a tournament.
Realised that it is now exactly 50 years since, as a teenager, I saw AC/DC play at my local city. And about 30 years since I met the band in an Air NZ Koru lounge.
Have just found an archived copy of the book I co-wrote in 1982:
Usborne guide to understanding the micro
Travelling in Auckland’s rush hour
There’s a curious anomaly with Apple Maps and Google Maps that took me a while to understand.
I live in Beach Haven on Auckland’s North Shore. Travelling from here to the Auckland isthmus is straightforward for 21 hours of the day, but between 6:30 and 9:30 am, car traffic is congested to the point where it can take 90 minutes, even more in the worst case.
The same car trip at other times might take 20 to 25 minutes.
Bus trips to the central city, Ponsonby or Newmarket are easy thanks to a much improved network that whisks passengers down Onewa Road and over the bridge in minutes. It doesn’t make sense to use the car in these cases.
For travelling almost anywhere else a car is essential. Multi-leg trips on public transport are possible, but often not practical. In some cases there’s no sensible return option.
So car it is.
And that’s where the digital maps get weird. This applies equally to Apple and Google Maps.
Ask, say, Apple Maps for the travel time from Beach Haven to Greenlane Clinic. Outside the rush hour it’s 30 minutes. No problem.
In the rush hour the app tells me the travel time is 38 minutes. Yet, when I attempt the trip, 38 minutes after leaving home I’m still only halfway down Onewa Road.
Why are both maps consistently wrong about travel times for this and similar trips?
My theory is that the maps get travel time data from phones. Phones sitting in cars move along roads like Onewa Road at a snail’s pace. But these are massively outnumbered by phones whisking along Onewa Road on the buses. Google and Apple don’t know if a phone is in a car or a bus, so the aggregate data shows travel times that aren’t possible in a car.
That’s my theory. If you have a better one, please share.
Since May, Google has been removing a few of my web pages from its index every week. It seems random, although I realise there must be some kind of algorithm at work here. They’re not unloved pages… some are (or were) popular with plenty of incoming links.
Memo to self:
Clean out browser cookies more often.
I had almost completely forgotten about this other story from 10 years ago:
The oddball Blackberry Passport phone.
You can see from my face in the picture that I wasn’t convinced. Also, some bonus TV3 nostalgia.
Vive la France
Please don’t use the term “reach out” unless you are a member of the Four Tops. In that case you can use it as often as you like. For everyone else, the term has become a horrible cliche. Think of a more original way to express what you want to say.
Minor cognitive dissonance as brain switches between early Saturday and Sunday morning Euros football and last night’s All Black - England game.
You know what’s worse than a penalty shootout? A penalty shootout before breakfast. Before even the day’s first cup of tea. Here in Auckland, watching the England - Switzerland game, Saka’s last kick took place just after 7am.
The thing I learned this week. It is much harder to close down a solvent, but not longer needed, limited company than I imagined.