I’m not vegan or vegetarian. In general I don’t eat pizza or hamburgers and have never spent a day barbecuing a brisket or similar. Am unable to code. I carefully avoid science fiction or fantasy. I’m not a gamer and don’t play board games. Don’t find xkcd funny. I’m not a paid up member of a fringe political party and don’t get angry often. I spend a lot of time watching sport.

Frankly, I’m amazed that I’m even ALLOWED on social media.