So. Farewell Then Twitter.

Social networking and micro-blogging service.

Whatever that’s supposed to mean in English

Keith’s mum used to Tweet things.

Like “I had cornflakes for breakfast”

And other pearls of wisdom

EJ Thribb age 17 1/2

(with acknowledgement to Barry Fantoni and Private Eye magazine. I was inspired to write this after reading news headlines saying ‘Twitter is dead’).